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1. (Red Bull) (921↑, 195↓)

[Chuck Norris]' urine.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Author: chuck "fucking" norris http://red-bull.urbanup.com/1548064

2. (Red Bull) (617↑, 87↓)

Popular energy drink sporting the small 8oz blue and chrome tartan cans and the catchphrase 'Red Bull gives you wiiiings\!' Derived from the liquid oxygen fuel of NASA booster rockets.

Frank: "Why is there blood all over the walls?" Will: "Tommy had too many Red Bulls. He kept running around like a maniac smashing himself into this and that before he finally combusted outside."

Author: kwashia http://red-bull.urbanup.com/1034651

3. (red bull) (360↑, 108↓)

Energy drink that is great when mixed with an alcholic beverage. The combonation is guaranteed to get you fucked up\!

"Red bull, its crack in a can\!" -Dave Chapelle

Author: cutiepye04 http://red-bull.urbanup.com/882394

4. (Red Bull) (243↑, 97↓)

cocaine in a can\! a.k.a. canned speed

Like cocaine, Red Bull helps sober me up.

Author: Alexander DeLarge http://red-bull.urbanup.com/1090681

5. (Red Bull) (203↑, 66↓)

The drink of engineering students.

"Look at those engies, they're slamming that red bull down by the carton"

Author: tea chest http://red-bull.urbanup.com/1641745

6. (red bull) (202↑, 118↓)

It gives you Wiings\!

accorinding to the commercials

Author: imaprettycoolbrunette http://red-bull.urbanup.com/1053163

7. (Red Bull) (134↑, 75↓)

Blood of gods..Tastes like Oblivion(in a good way...not like what Doc said in an Red vs Blue episode,Liquid Shwartz

"They will all taste oblivion..which tastes just like Red Bull"

Author: TOC TM OS http://red-bull.urbanup.com/738844

8. (Red Bull) (39↑, 9↓)

Energy drink sold by Red Bull GmbH. One of the most well known energy drinks avaliable. a can of Red Bull costs $1.03 more then a can of Monster Energy drink , despite being half the size of a can of Monster. some see this as a good thing because less calories are consumed (a can of Monster contains 2-3 servings which amounts to 300-400 calories per can. An entire can of Red Bull contains 110 calories) Red Bull is frowned upon by some people due to the risks it presents from the high levels of caffeine and ingredients like Taurine-just drink it in moderation and you're fine

Red Bull Gives You Wings Debbie drank a Red Bull while studying for her History final

Author: repoed2 http://red-bull.urbanup.com/3619602

9. (red bull) (38↑, 12↓)

A drink now so commonly mixed with alcohol that some bars end up using nearly 100 cans of it a night. As an alcoholic beverage with ice is referred to as "on the rocks", a beverage mixed with Red bull is described as "having wings."

"I'll have a glass of Smirnoff and Red Bull on the rocks please". "One Smirnoff on the rocks with wings. Here you are sir"

Author: ty-dog http://red-bull.urbanup.com/1941799

10. (Red Bull) (42↑, 20↓)

Energy drink containing Taurine, owned by a Thai company and made in Austria, the U.S. and several other countries, very expensive in the first world.

"When I go to Thailand, I'll buy 200 bottles of Red Bull to take home\!\!"

Author: xanlixanli http://red-bull.urbanup.com/1410965

11. (Red Bull) (15↑, 0↓)

"The Breakfast of Champions\!"

I woke up this morning after 3 hours of sleep and felt like shit, so I cracked open a can of Red Bull\!

Author: Dandjny3169 http://red-bull.urbanup.com/4546340

12. (red bull) (65↑, 53↓)

Best beverage I've ever tasted (and I've tasted many tropical and non-tropical beverages). I can't go a week without them. Although I will admit, if you like it it's extremely addictive. It's more addictive than cigaretts or weed.

Can you give me $2.20 to get a Red Bull? I'll find it in the enery drink section.

Author: Dinoman http://red-bull.urbanup.com/1113409

13. (red bull) (31↑, 19↓)

The creature that drove all the [unicorns] into the sea. Owned by King Hagard.

King Hagard got the Red Bull to drive all the unicorns into the sea, so it would make him happy.

Author: Bogswallop http://red-bull.urbanup.com/2068497

14. (red bull) (35↑, 28↓)

bad for u but its so good, diet red bull has 200 mg of sodium\! great with vodka\!

way better then any soda

Author: chloe http://red-bull.urbanup.com/448392

15. (red bull) (5↑, 0↓)

Red Bull is an extremely powerful energy drink, containing taurine and guarine. It's name, contrary to popular belief, is actually derived from famed basketball legend Michael Jordan. It is assumed that their slogan, "Red Bull gives you wings" is to be taken literally as Michael Jordan's (a.k.a. The AIR Man) hangtime was .92 seconds and gave the impression of flight. The name itself did not actually come from the legend, but from his legendary team, the Chicago Bulls. Naturally, the logo for the historic NBA franchise is a red bull, hence the name.

"Red Bull - how else do you think I won all those championships?" -23

Author: catch these men http://red-bull.urbanup.com/5438697

16. (Red Bull) (7↑, 4↓)

An energy drink originated from Thailand. The canned shit Europe and America get has been severely moderated, or, for you mentally diluded people, "nerfed". It's got nothing to do with drugs. It is also more healthy than coffee, contains less caffeine and yet still keeps you up. It includes taurin. Which is NOT bullsperm. It helps the function of the muscles, although humans don't need much of it.

"Lawl i drank 3 Red Bulls in a row and I got high like on speed\!\!\!\!\!1" "Retard..."

Author: KeeperOfTruth http://red-bull.urbanup.com/3944186

17. (red bull) (15↑, 12↓)

Nectar of the frat boys, engineering and architecture students, and overworked hairdressers. Said to give you wings. Frankly? It tastes like liquid smarties, which isn't a good thing.

If Fred doesn't have his red bull, he won't be able to pass his business 101 class\!

Author: mollydolly http://red-bull.urbanup.com/3013130

18. (red bull) (8↑, 6↓)

An energy drink that comes in a small can and is in competition with some of the most popular brands. Its unique flavor makes up for its lack of size.

Person 1: hey what do you want to drink? person 2: a red bull

Author: lyndon K http://red-bull.urbanup.com/2912224

19. (red bull) (79↑, 80↓)

Energy drink that tastes like cheap cough medicine. Pretty much ineffective on its own. However, when mixed with alcohol (Usually Vodka, but I prefer it with Jack Daniels), it really perks you up during a heavy drinking session.

I'll have a Jack Daniels and Red Bull. (Goes mental)

Author: Snake http://red-bull.urbanup.com/1422020

20. (red bull) (40↑, 42↓)

Cost more than a Monster, and is only half in size.

REd Bull = Owned by monster

Author: chowman http://red-bull.urbanup.com/2070023

21. (red bull) (19↑, 21↓)

A popular and expensive energy drink, containing the active ingredient 'Taurine', literally translated in Romanian as 'bull piss' or loosely translated as 'bull sperm'. Everybody that drinks it in Romania is convinced it is actually one of these ingredients, but they drink it anyway because it works awesome.

Let's drink some red bull sperm and get energized.

Author: xkotto http://red-bull.urbanup.com/1779817

22. (Red Bull) (0↑, 3↓)

Something that is complete bullshit.

Ck: "Dude, that call by the ref was bullshit." Jack: "Ya I know, that was such Red Bull"

Author: (J.B.) http://red-bull.urbanup.com/5776362

23. (Red Bull) (2↑, 5↓)

To Red Bull someone means to roughly tackle them while playing bullrush.

Me: I Red Bulled my brother last night in bullrush.

Author: wills0 http://red-bull.urbanup.com/5095236

24. (Red Bull) (26↑, 29↓)

The blessed juice of heaven, said to have come from one of the ancient kings of Egypt. Known to give people wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings, especially when mixxed with vodka or tequilla.

SHA-ZAAYAM\! Crack in a CAAYAN. Red Bull. It gives you wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings.

Author: TheChad http://red-bull.urbanup.com/1250435

25. (Red Bull) (5↑, 9↓)

An overly caffeinated energy drink that in marketing materials is purported to "Give you wings". In personal experience, you need at least 2 cans to feel any sort of energy-boosting effect. Rumored to be made of [Chuck Norris]'s urine, canned and carbonated.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine. He called it Red Bull. Does Red Bull actually give you wings? Lindsay Lohan swilled Red Bull when she was "sober".

Author: Heather (Ya Know) http://red-bull.urbanup.com/2770552

26. (red bull) (20↑, 28↓)

an energy drink that makes you get crunk

red bull makes me hyper

Author: LilJOnWhattt http://red-bull.urbanup.com/1391138

27. (Red Bull) (7↑, 20↓)

LETHAL WHEN MIXED WITH ALCOHOL\!\!\!

Tom was drinking red bull and got stoned at a same time. He was taken out in a body bag and the Red Bull could give him wiiings no more\!

Author: DiedonRedBull http://red-bull.urbanup.com/3876455

28. (Red bull) (13↑, 26↓)

it among other energy drinks is wht keeps me alive and makes me jump higher at track meets\!\!\!

"fuck\! i'm having a red bull crash\!\!.." "COACH\!\!\! WE NEED TO STOP AND GET MORE RED BULL\!\!\!"

Author: shelbs http://red-bull.urbanup.com/1108156

29. (red bull) (13↑, 28↓)

The product of the circular candy Smarties after they have been liquified.

Boy:Red Bull tastes like a rainbow Girl: No i think it tastes like the blood of a Klingon Man: It's a bird, it's a plane..... Woman: What is that? Boy: No I think that is liquified Smarties\! (Then the boy realizes that he is all alone because Red Bull does F'ed up things to you when consumed)

Author: B-Balla http://red-bull.urbanup.com/1402553

30. (red bull) (34↑, 50↓)

tight as fuck graet with vodka

all the people who insulted it can suck a dick

Author: fgsg http://red-bull.urbanup.com/356769

31. (red bull) (26↑, 45↓)

Its suppose to be some kind of energy drink but I don't feel anything plus it taste like strawberry pop.

Guy 1:Red bull gives you wings\!\! Me:NO IT DON'T\!\!\! *sics a real red bull on guy 1* Guy 1:AAHHHH\!

Author: Bone http://red-bull.urbanup.com/236355

32. (Red Bull) (40↑, 60↓)

The weakest and most over-priced of all energy drinks. Synonyms: Red Bull Sugar Free Antonyms: [Monster]

[idiot]: Yo fool\! Will you pick me up a Red Bull\!? [Joms]: Why would you pay 2 dollars for an 8 oz can, when you can pay the same price for a [Monster] and get twice as much of something better\!? [idiot]; I guess I never thought about it that way before.... I guess you're right\!

Author: therealjohno http://red-bull.urbanup.com/928480

33. (red bull) (29↑, 51↓)

A nasty energy drink that tastes like battery acid. Mix with Sprite for best non-alcoholic results.

Red bull gives you wings\! Also can lead to choking on terrible flavor.

Author: Anna http://red-bull.urbanup.com/780907

34. (red bull) (22↑, 56↓)

A gross tasting energy drink that shrinks your [testicles]

"Red Bull gives you wings...And shrinks your testicles\!"

Author: MrMojoRisn http://red-bull.urbanup.com/1755192

35. (red bull) (19↑, 54↓)

what have ecstasy and red bull got in common? they both give u wings

Author: D. Hine http://red-bull.urbanup.com/255269

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Last updated: 2012.03.01